phoenixastraea: (Fat and Fatter Elvis)

Help RicRoll the Mets!!

This is absolutely amazing.

phoenixastraea: (LOLZAIDZPIE)
For those of you who haven't seen it, quite possibly the funniest 6:20 you'll see this year.

Seriously, watch it.  I had tears in my eyes.


Feb. 9th, 2008 02:21 pm
phoenixastraea: (LOLZAIDZPIE)
phoenixastraea: (The Green Ranger Blows Stuff)
So, last night I came upstairs to tell my thirteen-year-old cousin to go to bed and I noticed that she had Power Rangers: Dino Thunder on.  I said, "Oh cool, I used to watch PR all the time! Tommy the Green Ranger was the hottest thing around!" (He totally still is.  Mrawr.)

Her response: "Haha, that's funny.  Isn't he like, 40 now?"


(No, actually he's 34.  So much for not feeling like I'm getting too old for these young whippersnappers today! *laughing shrug*)
phoenixastraea: (Mah Bazookah Face) MUST read this link.  Now.  No, not later, I mean right now.  It goes into glorious detail about the shitty new Miller/Lee Batman and Robin All Star Series (i.e., the series that brought you the infamous "I'm the Goddamn Batman" quote).   I only own the first two issues and stopped because honestly, they sucked.  But read this because I haven't laughed so hard at an article in a long time. 

Four Words: Dick Grayson: Age Twelve.

Seriously, check it out.

UPDATE: Here's the follow up link for the next few issues.  Seriously awful garbage.  I think Miller HAS to be doing this as a great FU to the fans, to DC, to whomever, because I KNOW he has to know that this is utter garbage. 
phoenixastraea: (Sylar pwns joo!!)
So, my buddy Ben and I were Gchatting about Sylar's currently depowered state.  While doing so, Ben comes up with this little nugget of awesome upon relating it to fables: 

Ben: i say give it a few more episodes. 
they havent fully played out the stranded scorpion storyline.
You know the tale, right?
of the scorpion who tells the turtle:  hey hoss, i need help across the river. let me go with you.
The turtle says 'n-bomb please, you'll kill my ass dead'.
Naw hoss, i'll be good. promise.
What the eff-ever man.  fine be a bitch. hop on
halfway across, the scorpion pops a cap right in the turtle's ass
sorry  man, its my nature
and thats sylar. 

LOLZ Amazing.  Simply amazing.

In other news, I changed my email to my yahoo account.  For those of you who have responded to any of my LJ comments or posts and I have not gotten back to you, forgive me; I have no idea how long this has been going on but I promise I'll get to your comments.

phoenixastraea: (Vincent Stars)
First of all, some sad news.

RIP, Luciano.  The heavenly choir is now a thousand times sweeter.  

Luckily the wacky Gchat hijinx of Ben and I never fail to deliver: 

i'm debating which is winning, my lethargic inability to walk to the kitchen, or my need to wake up.
me: lol probably the lethargy
Ben: evil lethargy! sounds like a bond villian to me.  I am Lord Lethargy!
me: Put him up against Dr. No and NOTHING gets accomplished!
Ben: lol  2 points


I had a damn hard time getting to sleep last night.  Perhaps I can blame it on the O'Neill I was reading.   As magnificent as it is, Long Day's Journey into Night isn't exactly made of lullabyes and comfort.  It made me miss college; Fall at UVA was always one of the best and most beautiful times of my life.  It made me miss my Puff, who always kept me company on my lap while I was reading plays or novels or poetry.  It made me miss a lot of things.

Well, I'm sure the headache I had most of yesterday didn't help either.  My eyes are getting worse and its probably from peering at the screen all day with shoddy lenses.  Blargh. 

Maybe I'll sketch some tonight with some tea.  Have some fun getting messy with charcoal. Hmmm. 

RennFest is coming up very soon! I can't wait to squeeze myself back into my Renfest outfit! WOOHOO! Maybe I'll attend Pirate singalong night!  Or Celtic music night...OH awesomeness.   

I wish I could scoop up my flist and drag them along to Renfest!! =^)

Update: These look like the absolute shit.  Holy crap, I could be like Geordi...but instead I could be watching House or Heroes!!
phoenixastraea: (Bottom of this!! Lolz)

...stop right now and go here.  Trust me on this.  No matter what kind of day you're having, this will improve it exponentially. 

Just do it. 


Are you doing it?  What are you still doing reading this?! Go! Clicky!!!

phoenixastraea: (Sev&Lily)

Well, I haven't had too much to post about of late,  since work has been crazy boring.  I suppose that's not necessarily a bad thing, considering it allows me to engage in a improv'd Text-based Adventure via Gchat with my buddy Ben. 


Ben: find a way to defend yourself.
me: Hit souls with oars.
Ben: no effect.
Me: Ask lesbian for help.
 Ben:lesbian has found a new life partner, francesca de rimini.
no help to be given.
me: Oh give me a friggen break.
Look around.
Ben: you have nothing in the boat but your oars and your inventory (so: jewel. holy water. mirror. rubber chicken. rapier.).
me: Use rubber chicken.
Ben: ok.
little did you know that charon inspired fear with his terrible sense of humor.  Confusing you, wearing your holocaust cloak, for charon, the souls take the chicken and flee
me: laughs
Ben: do you wish to proceed across the styx or head back to the shore you departed?
me: Proceed across.

So, yes, that's my day so far.  =^) So far I've defeated Cerberus, and am now face to face with Satan.  Good times. 


Hmmm, I hope to do a picspam posting soon of me, my new katana, my Sephy drawings, and anything else of note.  Any pictures of me or my life that you all want to see (keep it PG-13 rated please, peoples! ;^))?  Request away and I'll try to oblige!

I'm also starting to think about what to do for Halloween.  It'll be geeky, to be sure.  I thought this morning about going as a Slytherin student (hell, the dark hair and the pale skin practically sorts me there anyway! ;^).  There's always something from anime, Marvel, DC, or other geekdom.  Suggestions, oh my sexy cosplayer friends?
phoenixastraea: (Kirk is Teh Awesome!)
Bask in the glory....of hilarious webcomic/action figure antics:


Storm and Steve Shadow.

Tifa's a bit naive...

For the Shire!!! 

"Awww yeah, that's some good evil right there." (My personal favorite)

And last, but certainly not least...


I'm sure I'll have something of greater substance to post later, but until then, this shit is ba-na-nas!!
phoenixastraea: (ALL YOUR BASE)

So, gentle reader, I'm sure you can tell when I'm having a quiet day at the office; usually it means I'm on here posting like a maniac.  

Well, to make up for possibly double and triple posting in the past, I bring teh lulz (courtesy of 

8 Important Lessons Learned from 80's Cartoons.  A must read.  Best line in the whole thing? It's not even a whole line: "Skeletor and his fugly cohorts...."  Fantastic.

The 8 Strangest Communities on the Web.  The picture at the top of the article says it all. 

Top 5 Worst Lines of Dialogue (from Movies that Didn't Actually Suck.  

Last, but not least, no lulz, but a return (and much earlier than I expected).  Not sure how I feel about this one, really.  Shit, they kept poor Colossus dead for 5 years! WTF!


Holy Anal Leakage, Batman!!!

phoenixastraea: (LOLZPWND!!!1)
I was perusing this great Intarweb of ours when I came across some excerpts from Emma Thompson's Diaries from Sense and Sensibility:

Saturday 12 May:

"Overheard later:

Kate: 'Oh God, my knickers have gone up my arse.'
Alan: 'Ah. Feminine mystique strikes again.'

*snickersnort*  As if he couldn't get any more awesome.
phoenixastraea: (Default)
Swish and flick, baby. Swish and flick!

I also think that [ profile] spikesbint, [ profile] hhhbkev, [ profile] savemoony, and [ profile] jadesblood will be highly amused by this.
phoenixastraea: (Leo by morning) are some gifs of Daniels dancing around in his underwear. 

My reaction? 

phoenixastraea: (We be Jammin!)
So, Snickerspam for the day is taken from the 2003 TMNT series episode, "The Unconvincing Turtle Titan" in which three of our mutant heroes are looking at  Mikey's drawings for superhero costumes:

Raph: "What is this, the Ninjustice League?"
Don: "How about "The Shelltastic Four!"
Leo (in an adorably over the top announcer voice): "The Legion of Sewer Heroes!!"

phoenixastraea: (Yeehaw Ninja Cowboy!!)
Redneck Pickup Lines:

1) Did you fart?
Cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
Cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
Cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

LOLZ!!! I think number one is the best; it certainly had me gigglin' like a 3rd grader.  Number 8 also makes me smile.  I may use that line when I go to Atlantic City this weekend for my friends bachelorette party.  ;^)  And...just because I want to scream "FAT PENGUIN!!!" in a crowded room!
phoenixastraea: (We be Jammin!)
 An excerpt from a Gchat convo with my buddy Ben this morning: 

Are Greek women hot?
Ben: only if you leave them in the microwave too long
me: cymbal crash
Ben: yes, i guess were knee deep in cymbalism here
me: winces Wow.  That one was painful.  I have to quote that.

Amazing.  Simply amazing.
phoenixastraea: (Transporter Party!!)
So, I found this awesome South Park creator website, and was totally inspired by [personal profile] jadeblood's"Heroes" South Park characters...So....

phoenixastraea: (Smile for me...)

Happy Happy Birthday to Yooooooooooooooooooou!! WOOO!!

In honor of a most excellent day, as a humble humble gift, I bring you hilarity!

Enjoy, hon, and have an awesome day! =^)


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