Hilarity with my friend Ben

[phoenixastraea]

So, my buddy Ben and I were Gchatting about Sylar's currently depowered state.  While doing so, Ben comes up with this little nugget of awesome upon relating it to fables: 

Ben: i say give it a few more episodes. 
they havent fully played out the stranded scorpion storyline.

You know the tale, right?

of the scorpion who tells the turtle:  hey hoss, i need help across the river. let me go with you.

The turtle says 'n-bomb please, you'll kill my ass dead'.
Naw hoss, i'll be good. promise.
What the eff-ever man.  fine be a bitch. hop on

halfway across, the scorpion pops a cap right in the turtle's ass

'WTF MAN YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? NOW WE BOTH GO AN' DIE'

sorry  man, its my nature

and thats sylar. 

LOLZ Amazing.  Simply amazing.

In other news, I changed my email to my yahoo account.  For those of you who have responded to any of my LJ comments or posts and I have not gotten back to you, forgive me; I have no idea how long this has been going on but I promise I'll get to your comments.