phoenixastraea | LOL SUCKS 2BU #2 (Reply)

OK, so I posted a while ago about the heinosity of being fired over text message.

Well, ladies and jellyspoons, I got one better for you: being divorced over text.

Yes, that is correct; text. Britney Spears divorced Kevin Federline via text message. Witness the trainwreck here.

So, instead of UR FIRD LOL SUCKS 2BU, we've got LOL ZOMG UR DIVORCD! SUCKS 2BU :(

Normally, I could care less about these uber-celebrities lifestyles, but this is bad even for these two.

Also, there's a thread on WrestleCrap about the E possibly pulling another Arquette with this K-Fed disaster. Go ahead, call me a Cena-hater or what you will, but the title has got to go to someone who is going to give it the respect it deserves.

My vote? HBK. Yes, total no brainer, but its been four years and I'm dying for him to have a title run again.

Any other contenders in your opinion, oh dear wrassling flist?

And it looks like they've announced the second Survivor Series Match: Cena/Kane/Lashley/Sabu/RVD v Show/Test/MVP/Umaga/Finley.

Now, I'm all about them actually having more than one Survivor Series match for *gasp* Survivor Series, but where the front door is the logic in THIS match?! *bangs head on desk*

To counteract all this insanity, I've gotta start back up with our daily dose of pic excellence.

Shawn: Hey, wait a minute...where's my watch?! Curse you, Cryme Tyme!!!!!

And yes, Big D looks like he's having a hernia there! Like he has to fart out the pyro!!